I would at least be able to give them some form of pass if the sex scenes were at least 5 minute long animations, but they aren't. At the end of the day, what we got were glorified 7 to 30 second loop animations on replay. We don't even need to talk about the sex "mechanics" or how you unlock them. What I can judge them on are the sex scenes. IG88ais right about some of the gameplay stuff he mentioned, but I'm personally willing to let that ENTIRE thing slide. What they said after getting the million in funding shouldn't deflect that, especially when it seems to come off more as them trying to shrug off some criticism about the mantic sex scenes being locked into Pandora, something they never mentioned when the funding was happening. You know damn well Subverse banked on people being interested in a 3D sex game by them. The entire premise and kickstarter goals (not counting hard copy bonuses, such as books, and miscellaneous stuff.) emphasized the waifus and how you'd get to fuck them. I'm not going to pretend they didn't show gameplay teasers in their trailers and kickstarter page, but this is such a dumb cop-out excuse to make. Their trailers focus on showing the girls and teasing the sex scenes, while they're updates even focus on that more too. Everyone knows the game only got funded because of it's porn aspects, and they heavily advertised it as a space fucking adventure. That isn't there, at all, thanks to the "pandora system" copout.Ĭlick to expand.I hate this excuse so much. The only thing that could have salvaged the "effort" as you call it would have been competent VN relationsim elements in the actual main game loop. The fact that this is you guys' attempt to circle the wagons in the face of clear evidence sycophantic community mods are actively silencing any form of criticism on their official media platforms, trying (if the core of FOW is truly staffed by idiots) to maintain the façade everything is fine to their higher ups while alienating their backers and paying customers, is telling. A perfect storm showing that they didn't know how to make a game, let alone a porn game, and apparently have no intention of trying. Same goes for the prerendered cinematics. Hell, they may even have said it would have been better without being a porngame at all if the game was good in spite of it.īut no, the Combat gameplay loop is terrible freeware crap, making the Pandora system all the worse. People would still say it's a bad porngame. If everything about the combat-exploration gameplay loop was 110% on point, the pandora system would still suck. Simple as, but good luck getting that tidbit past their community managers. That isn't there, at all, thanks to the "pandora system" copout. >Combat on a planet not being repeatable, meaning to get maximum PP points per girl you have to play with their shitty alt fires in space combat to farm points to feed into pandora. Gold for a near total party wipe or bronze for taking no damage all battle because it isn't attached to any metric.īecause ranking was just part of the asset pack, not part of their game design. >Gold-bronze ranking that doesn't change your reward payout and isn't tracked anywhere. And where did the random ayy lmaos come from to fuck your girls? GG continuity we literally never knew you. You don't even need the new mantic unlocked to access their Pandora scenes. >Upgrades not being required for either game type no difficulty progression of needing new units or ship upgrades to even unlock, let alone actually win, any game mode. >Bullet hell only made "challenging" by game breaking bugs like spawning ships out of the physical bounds of the map. >Xcom far worse than 1993 and the games it's copying, cobbled out of pre-purchased game assets where enemy units spawn on any free tile behind your lines Muh cinematics don't excuse 3 second liverendered loops for the games actual content. Product of their bloated, unoptimized, mess of a game.ĭoesn't matter how pretty they may be, most aren't voiced and are just panning shots of random environments or explosions anyway. They're so inconsequential to the "plot" it doesn't matter most players haven't even watched them due to the ram-buffer-loading issues that make them freeze and stutter out regardless of system specs. >unplayable on most systems due to the games poor optimization And boy do you not want us to lay back into the rest of the game. The MAIN GAMEPLAY LOOP of your porngame having no porn is a foundational problem. Click to expand.Yeah, it's kind of an important loop.
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